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28

Dec

Ahora! Con Mucho Mas Racismo! Y Queso!

Ahora! Con Mucho Mas Racismo! Y Queso!

28

Aug

Can’t decide between this and the absinthe licorice…

Can’t decide between this and the absinthe licorice…

23

Aug

Why does Hot Asparagus Bullets just sound like a lousy porn metaphor to me?

Why does Hot Asparagus Bullets just sound like a lousy porn metaphor to me?

17

Aug

The candy bar for anorexics.

The candy bar for anorexics.

10

Aug

I can quit anytime.

I can quit anytime.

26

Jul

With a cover graphic like that, who could resist this Pop Rocks knockoff? Now in “Wild Lemonade!”

With a cover graphic like that, who could resist this Pop Rocks knockoff? Now in “Wild Lemonade!”

16

Jul

Value Pack–Yes! Those small pigs feet jars were just piling up in my recycling bin.

Value Pack–Yes! Those small pigs feet jars were just piling up in my recycling bin.

12

Jul

Really, Nothing beats that, huh?

Really, Nothing beats that, huh?

09

Jul

Can’t think of the right gift for your favorite d-bag rich white kid wannabe hip hopper? We got your back.

Can’t think of the right gift for your favorite d-bag rich white kid wannabe hip hopper? We got your back.

01

Jul

Finally! A soda that can cure cancer! I knew they could do it!!

Finally! A soda that can cure cancer! I knew they could do it!!

29

Jun

Spray-On Duct Tape. This is going to make my next abduction MUCH easier. ;)

Spray-On Duct Tape. This is going to make my next abduction MUCH easier. ;)

22

Jun

Is this natural “Toxic Waste?” Because I’m getting tired of imitations….

Is this natural “Toxic Waste?” Because I’m getting tired of imitations….

13

Jun

The kind of treat I really crave when it gets hot out…

The kind of treat I really crave when it gets hot out…

04

Jun

This is totally my new porn alias.

This is totally my new porn alias.

03

Jun

Ah, retro packaging. So nice to hearken back to an era when we knew so little about Type II Diabetes, childhood obesity, dental decay…all that yucky stuff.

Ah, retro packaging. So nice to hearken back to an era when we knew so little about Type II Diabetes, childhood obesity, dental decay…all that yucky stuff.